King’s Fish House
A Letter to My Fellow Foodies!
From the Desk of Gilbert Gottfried
Hey folks! It’s me, Gilbert, and today I’m excited to share my delightful experience at King’s Fish House in Calabasas, California. Let me tell you, I felt like a fish out of water in the best way possible! As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by an ambiance that said, “Let’s eat seafood until we explode!” Seriously, it’s got this relaxing vibe – calm, comfortable, and just right for stuffing your face with deliciousness.
The Menu – A Seafood Lover’s Dream
Now, let’s talk about the food! The menu is loaded with all kinds of fish and seafood. I ordered the charbroiled thresher shark, and let me tell you, it was a meaty slab of goodness! It practically sang in my mouth when I squeezed lime over it. I paired it with gooey macaroni and cheese that made me feel like I was back in my childhood, except with a much bigger waistline!
Drinks That Make You Go ‘Ahhhh!’
Don’t even get me started on the drinks! They serve up cocktails that’ll make you forget all your troubles. Great stuff! But don’t knock the oysters – they’re as fresh as my delivery of classic comedy routines! If you’re into the aquatic culinary thing, you might want to order a dozen; they’ll disappear faster than my last date!
Service with a Smile (and Maybe an Eye Roll)
The service, oh boy! They were great! Attentive enough that I didn’t feel like I was being ignored, and I certainly didn’t feel like I was on a sinking ship. They were right there when I needed another drink or another joke about seafood – which, of course, I have a million of!
In Conclusion
So there you have it, my seafood adventure at King’s Fish House. If you’re in the Calabasas area, do yourself a favor and dive right in. It’s worth every penny and every laugh! And if you’re looking for another place to dig into some deliciousness, check out Da Nickel House – it’s got its own charm and flavors that’ll knock your socks off!
Until next time, keep eating and laughing! Yours hilariously,
Gilbert Gottfried
King’s Fish House Phone Number
(818) 225-1979
King’s Fish House Address
4798 Commons Way
Calabasas, CA 91302