City Greens
Dear Food Fam,
City Greens: Where the Greens Don’t Include Your Ex’s Name
All right, let’s talk about City Greens. Located at 5001 Freret St., New Orleans, LA, this spot is like the unicorn of healthy eating — magical, a bit elusive, and definitely not covered in ranch dressing. I strolled in, and let me tell you, the moment you cross that threshold, it’s like stepping into a Zen garden, except instead of sand and pebbles, you’re greeted by bright greens and a lot of smiles. Seriously, I think even the plants were smiling. It’s clean, decorated just the right amount, and feels more inviting than your mom’s fridge after Thanksgiving.
Service: Like Your Favorite Bartender, but Healthier
Let’s chat staff. These folks are friendly — like ‘I’ll help you move your couch’ friendly. Fast service, amazing how they seem to float around the place. You could be choking on a kale chip, and I bet they could save you before you even finish your thought. It’s like they have a sixth sense for customer happiness.
Signature Dishes: Salad Game Strong
Now, don’t think ‘salad’ means a bed of sad greens with a handful of croutons. Nah! Here, salads are like the main event at a wedding — everybody’s excited, and you totally remember the night after (not like your drunk uncle). You gotta get the Thai Chicken Wrap or the Southwest Wrap. Those wraps have more substance than a Steven Seagal movie. They’re so fresh you half-expect them to still be moving around the plate.
And if you’re into warm bowls — which, by the way, sounds like some kind of trendy yoga class — they have an array that would make any health nut weep tears of joy. It’s never a bad idea to dig into something warm with more nutrients than a multivitamin. Talk about living your best life, right?
In Conclusion: Eat, Laugh, Repeat
If you’re ever in the mood for a place that feels good and makes you feel good about what you’re putting in your body, City Greens is a fantastic choice! So, put down those greasy fries for a second, step into the light (but not too much light—it’s New Orleans!), and get your green on. Who knew being healthy could feel this… fun?
For post-green delight, check out Ronnie’s Boudin Cracklin House for a taste of New Orleans you won’t regret — at least until the next morning.
City Greens Phone Number
(504) 324-5906
City Greens Address
5001 Freret St
New Orleans, LA 70115