Dear Diary,

About that Buffet… Oh Boy!

So, there I was, in Metairie, Louisiana, at a joint called Mandarin House Chinese Buffet. It’s located at 3501 Severn Ave—not exactly the kind of place you’d write home about, but it’s one of those buffets that whispers ‘China’ while simultaneously yelling ‘22 types of fried rice!’

Ambiance: What Are We Even Doing Here?

Walking in, you might feel like you just automated a trip to a garage sale, but it’s a buffet, folks! Can I just say, the decor is as interesting as a roommate’s slightly off-color joke. You’ve got tables spread out like they’re waiting for a half-hearted family reunion. It’s lively, there’s chatter, and every once in a while, someone will shout ‘We need more crab legs’ like it’s the most normal thing in the world! Which, to be fair, it totally is at a buffet!

Signature Dishes: A Little Taste of Everything

Now, the buffet! Picture this: a huge spread, like a food explosion that just sunk the Royal Navy. There’s seafood and sushi—yes, Japanese in your Chinese buffet! Who knew that such culinary overlap existed like it’s got a PhD in international relations? Dumplings? Check. Sweet and Sour Chicken? Oh, no doubt. And let’s not forget the pizza because, of course, when one’s looking for that authentic taste of China, who doesn’t want a slice of pepperoni, am I right?

Service: Friendly Faces and Full Plates

The servers are like those aunties who care, you know? They come by, eyeing your plate for signs of distress—like, ‘Hey, you need more crab legs!’ They seem genuinely invested in your journey through culinary chaos. You might just feel their heartbreak if you skip the desserts. They’re like, ‘Come on, you have to try the chocolate fountain, you monster!’ That sounds ridiculous, but no one’s judging there.

Location and Hours: Perfect for the Late-Night Cravings

Open till 9 PM every night, this place knows how to cater to all those post-bar munchies. You can experience drunk dining like never before! Ever tried sushi after a few too many? It’s an adventure!

Unique Features: The Great Buffet Adventure

They serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner, all on one glorious buffet. If you ever wanted to wake up and have a plate of egg foo young, well, now you can. It’s as if every meal can collide with every meal all at once. Why limit yourself to breakfast foods when you can embrace your inner buffet glutton!

In Conclusion

Mandarin House isn’t just a restaurant; it’s an experience. You walk in, you load your plate, and for a brief moment, all the decisions you’ve made in life lead you to this moment of fried rice triumph. So, grab your fork and get lost in the chaos of flavors. And hey, if you find yourself craving something smoky and BBQed afterwards, check out Smokey Watson BBQ. It’s a nice escape from the intense world of all-you-can-eat!

Until next time,

Louis

Mandarin House Chinese Buffet Phone Number

(504) 779-0888

Mandarin House Chinese Buffet Address

3501 Severn Ave
Metairie, LA 70002

Mandarin House Chinese Buffet Website

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mandarin%20House%20Chinese%20Buffet/120789191269516