Squire’s Pub
Dear Reader,
Let’s Talk About Squire’s Pub
Squire’s Pub, that cozy little enclave at 1720 Us-1 Hwy S in Southern Pines, NC, is the kind of joint that makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into an old British flick where everyone’s just a tad eccentric and a bit drunk on life (and ale). Now, listen, I’m not saying it’s Westminster, but you might catch a *squire* or two reminiscing about the good old days while scarfing down a plate of their Fish n’ Chips—because, let me tell you, you gotta picture a mini-England served on a plate.
The Vibe
You walk in, and boom, there’s this subtle crunch of pub chatter in the air, mingling with the sharp scent of fried goodness. It’s packed, like, come-on-people-get-in-line packed! You might even feel a little claustrophobic—but isn’t that part of the charm? Uh oh, is that just me? The decor takes you back to those dimly lit, boisterous pubs where “Cheers” was filmed. Just don’t expect any over-eager waitstaff jumping up to get your order. It’s a casual affair. The service is, let’s say, relaxed—sometimes you feel like they’re carefully weighing the possible consequences of bringing you a beer. Can’t rush greatness, right?
The Food
Now, let’s get to the food, the real reason we roll the dice on dining out. Their Fish n’ Chips? Oh boy! It’s like if the sea met a potato and they had a crispy, flakey baby. But don’t stop there; you’ve got chicken that practically begs you to take a second bite. Portion sizes? A little on the shy side—hey, they might be afraid of encouraging someone to roll out of there like a boulder. But isn’t that just the way of adulting?
While the food may not shove you over the edge of culinary ecstasy, it’s good solid fare that’ll make you feel cozy and weirdly warm inside, like a hug from your slightly off-kilter uncle. But you still end up looking at the menu wondering if maybe you should’ve ordered the ribs or this *thing* called Flaky Crust Chicken. Who knows, maybe it’ll be your new favorite?
A Fond Memory
Squire’s brings a sort of nostalgic comfort. It’s that place where you can hang out, have a few laughs and drink a beer that tastes like it was brewed by one of your long-lost relatives. Plus, they serve a Guinness (because it’s not a pub without it, right?), letting you pretend you’re much more cultured than your Netflix addiction leads on.
So if you find yourself veering through Southern Pines and need a pit stop, or you just wanna drink, eat, and feel slightly like you stole someone’s home-cooked family recipe—Squire’s Pub is a solid choice.
Wrapping it Up
In summary, if you’re looking for extravagant dining, this isn’t it. But if you want to enjoy a meal that hits you right in the comfort zone while laughing at the absurdities of life (or about how you thought you could avoid gluten), then Squire’s Pub isn’t just a visit; it’s a mere opportunity to chill. As a parting thought: go grab a pint and don’t hold back on life—kind of like me at a buffet.
And by the way, if you find yourself in the mood for sushi instead, I highly recommend checking out Ahi Sushi. It’s like tasting the ocean through a beautiful, delicate roll wrapped in seaweed.
Cheers!
Squire’s Pub Phone Number
(910) 695-1161
Squire’s Pub Address
1720 Us 1 Hwy S
Southern Pines, NC 28387