Welcome to Dick’s Last Resort – San Antonio Style!

The Vibe That Hits Different

Yo, let me break it down for you! Dick’s Last Resort in San Antonio is not just a joint; it’s an experience, baby! Located right on the River Walk, it’s where the food is hot, but the attitude is even hotter. Walk in, and you’ll see the waitstaff hurling good-natured insults like it’s their job—oh wait, it is! You gotta love a place that serves up sass along with a side of ribs, you dig?

Signature Dishes That Make You Go ‘Mmm’

Now, let’s talk food. If you ain’t tried their barbecued ribs, you ain’t lived! We’re talking meaty, smoky, fall-off-the-bone goodness that’ll have you licking your fingers clean. And don’t sleep on the chicken, catfish, or those crabs—they’ve got a real seafood spread that’ll slap you right in the taste buds! Got a salad? Yeah, they got one too… for folks who don’t wanna enjoy life! Just kidding, we love you salad lovers, but come on, let’s be real!

Service That’s Just as Good as Their Food

Here, the service is wild, just like the food. They’ll insult you, throw napkins, and possibly ask if you’re on a diet—only half-joking. It’s a vibe! You might leave with a sore stomach from laughing or eating too much, but hey, isn’t that what life’s about? Just be ready for a good roast along with your meal—you’ll laugh all the way to the dessert!

A Little History for the Soul

This ain’t your average diner. Dick’s has a storied history of keeping things lively since it first popped up! It’s like the comedian of restaurants, known for its unapologetically humorous takes on food and service. This one in San Antonio captures the essence of Southern hospitality but flips it on its head with a wink and a sarcasm that could fill a stadium!

Why You Gotta Check It Out

So why visit Dick’s? It’s simple: you want a meal that’s as unforgettable as a legendary comedy show. And trust me, this place will make you feel like you’re part of the act. You’ll leave with a stuffed belly and a smile wider than the River Walk!

And if you’re searching for another great spot afterward, check out Woodlands American Grill, where you can keep the good vibes rolling with some more great eats!

Dick’s Last Resort Phone Number

(210) 224-0026

Dick’s Last Resort Address

406 Navarro St
San Antonio, TX 78205

Dick’s Last Resort Website

http://dickslastresort.com/citypage.cfm?store=SanAntonio#City